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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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nbchannibal:

Happy

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October

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FIRST

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dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

October 1st 2014   20285 notes   - via / source

hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

October 1st 2014   8527 notes   - via / source

browningtons:

It’s time….

October 1st 2014   14417 notes   - via / source

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

October 1st 2014   13589 notes   - via / source

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When your mum and dad keep asking you questions

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October 1st 2014   666 notes   - via / source

poliakoff:

Now that’s a proper business hug.

October 1st 2014   101465 notes   - via / source

owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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October 1st 2014   11553 notes   - via / source

collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

October 1st 2014   37517 notes   - via / source

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

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toastradamus:

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September 30th 2014   41169 notes   - via / source

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

September 30th 2014   7585 notes   - via / source

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

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