My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department
Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$
Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$
All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$
SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
When your mum and dad keep asking you questions
Now that’s a proper business hug.
I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party
Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179
this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were
READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?