iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for torotix ! almost everything in this one can be found somewhere on the floor of my room

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gimmes:

bearsbeetsburritos:

gimmes:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin. 

oh my god

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killian-me-softly-jones:

Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers

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"My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days. Because of the restrictions lawmakers impose, women will seek abortions illegally, and we’re going to see a rise in septic abortions."

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dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
- Anonymous
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pumpkinradish:

fuckingmonsters:

figuring out complicated designs in perspective doesnt have to make you mad so here is good tips to keep in mind. can be used for all kinds of things

Where have you been all my life?

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wlntersoldier:

guardians of the galaxy is marvel’s way of weeding out the weak fans

if you can’t handle a talking tree and a raccoon you sure as fuck don’t deserve age of ultron

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hipsteradjacent:

Dying

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lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

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velocesmells:

Gettin attached to a character

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Gettin attached to a character that’s going to die

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130,725 plays

maid-of-space04:

kananniemammary:

turncoatrunaround:

homocity:

iatethelastofthecorn:

dachaubound:

so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever

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YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS AS AN MP3

PLS

Here’s a download link

ITS LIKE SKELTONS ARE DANCING IN Y BRAINS

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

but wow. yes please.

whats the song called?

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